If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
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What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
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What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
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