Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What game do cows play at parties?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What utensil does water use to eat?