What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What season begins with a thud?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

How do fleas travel?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What goes up when the rain comes down?