What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why was the bunny upset?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What does an evil hen lay?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?