What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How do you make antifreeze?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
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