What do you call a dog that meditates?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What math figure is also in the band?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?