Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How much does freedom weigh?
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