What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Which animal will never go bald?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?