What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?