What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do bees say in the summer?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why are cars magic?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why do math teachers love March?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?