Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Because Donald ducked.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What game do bats excel at?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where do goldfish go camping?
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