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Because Donald ducked.
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What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What game do bats excel at?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the echo get detention?
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