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Because Donald ducked.
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What's E.T. short for?
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Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
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