What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What might you call waking up in the morning?