How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?