How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Where do mice leave their boats?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What sound does a witch's car make?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?