Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What does the sun drink out of?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What insect runs away from everything?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?