What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?