What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What does winter fat turn into?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

When does a horse talk?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What's a pastor's favorite city?