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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Where do German dogs sleep?