How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What day do hands always go to church?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What do you call a fly without wings?