What do farmers do on February 14th?
Give hogs and kisses.
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What words make the best athletes?
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