Why did the chicken walk across the street?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why are goats so funny?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?