Where do German dogs sleep?
In the dog haus.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why are books always so angry?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Where do termites go camping?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
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