What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What makes music in your hair?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
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