What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What day do hands always go to church?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is the color of the wind?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
The museum curator needed a break.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
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