Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why is furniture so generous?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

How do football players deal with their problems?