What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Which state is the cleanest?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a short cow?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do ducks have for lunch?
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