What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
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What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
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Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Who invented fractions?
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