What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What tea do footballers drink?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is the strongest animal?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What are you studying in math?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
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