What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Which insect makes the best father?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What says: oom oom oom?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did the mirror cross the road?