Where are average things manufactured?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

How do you get straight A's?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?