When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What fairy loves to count?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What game do bats excel at?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What do you call two birds in love?