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How does a squid go into battle?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?