What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What birds make average students?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
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