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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What are you studying in math?

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