What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What siblings are always sad?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What do you call a dog in space?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why did the mirror cross the road?