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What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why are skeletons always hungry?