Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What did the waiter ask the frog?