Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?