What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
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Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
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Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
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