Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

How long do chickens work?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?