What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?