Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Where do pigs learn magic?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

How do you make a cow float?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?