What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
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How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
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