What's black and white and goes around and around?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?