Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why do kids love theater classes?

I'm not a bad putter.

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What reads and lives in an apple?