What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What did March say to the madness?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Where do cows go on vacation?