What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you call a tired tree?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?