What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do you call a pig thief?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?