When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

I broke my finger!

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What type of car do planets buy?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?