What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

When does a horse talk?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Which insect makes the best father?

What condiment has wings?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What does a dog say before eating?