Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Which family member has tusks?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Which relative loves rice?

Why are computers so good at golf?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What tea do footballers drink?

Who are crows' favorite family members?