Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What is a table you can eat?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?