What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
It's allergy season again?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What table can you never sit at?
Where do vampires keep their money?
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