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What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

When should you start writing a book?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.