What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?