What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How do you organize a space party?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
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