What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you call an old snowman?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?