What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why do runners watch so much TV?