Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do cows say on NYE?

Which cats have the best manners?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?