Why are skeletons so calm?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?