What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?