What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!