When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?