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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

I'm not a bad putter.

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Which big cat loves to drive?

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What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?