How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

How does dinner smell?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What do fish do at parades?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Where do books sleep?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?