Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why do cats give such great massages?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?