What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the student eat their homework?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?