What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What's good for both poker and theater?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?