Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?