How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why was the musician arrested?

What's a frog's favorite year?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?