Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why was the math book sad?

What kind of music do planets like?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why is a doctor always calm?