What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
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