What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is blue and not heavy?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
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