What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Which dogs love to study science?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Which state is the cleanest?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
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