What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
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What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
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Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
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Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
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