What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What is the most faithful insect?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
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