Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What style of music weighs the most?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Where do stars go to college?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you call an animal pop star?