What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why was the dog overweight?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
When should you start writing a book?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
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