What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why are bakers so good at math?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What washes up on miniature beaches?