Where do cows go on the weekend?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Where do books sleep?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why do math teachers love March?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?