What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What sports are both plant-based?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call an old snowman?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
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