What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why is winter considered holy?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?