When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?