Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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What season begins with a thud?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
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