Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
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