Why is laughter the best medicine?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

How do you wash a lamb?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Families are like fudge.

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?