Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?