What insect runs away from everything?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?