Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Which cats have the best manners?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?