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What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why do mice need oiling?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?