I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?