What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?