Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why was the horse so happy?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?