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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What shape has a knighthood?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

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