What birds always travel in twos?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?