What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What fish only swims at night?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Families are like fudge.

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?