What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why are all priests fit?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Where do chips wear socks?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?