Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?