What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do you call two birds stuck together?