Why do magicians score well in exams?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What is sand's favorite movie?