Why is a computer so smart?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?