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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

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Where was Noah born?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

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What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?