What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do you call hiking college students?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?