What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What building always gets stains on it?
What color are all the books in the library?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why was the horse so happy?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What math figure is also in the band?
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