What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
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Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a small mom?
Which cats love to be petted?
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What animal should you never play poker with?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
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