Can February March?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?