Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?