What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How do automobiles fly?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why is winter considered holy?
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