What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where do hands go on vacation?
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