What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why do all the planets get along?
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