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What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What did summer say to spring?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?