What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
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