What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call bears with no ears?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
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