What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's the most masculine animal?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
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