What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
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