What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
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