How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's black and white and red all over?
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