How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why do cubes make great referees?