How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
It's allergy season again?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
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