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How do fish watch TV shows?

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What is the best Christmas present ever?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

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How can you farm during the winter?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

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