What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Which subject has two parts?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?