What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What do math teachers eat?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why was the cow afraid?

Where do books love to go on vacation?