How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call an old snowman?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
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How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
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