What animal floats best?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

How much money does a skunk have?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?