What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What fish sings the best?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

My friend David had his ID stolen.