What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why was the cow afraid?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you call an old snowman?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why did the student eat their homework?