What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now!
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Which relative loves rice?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
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