What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Where does laundry go to college?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?