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What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What's the noisiest food?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?