Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why are cowboys always religious?