If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What did the sick chicken say?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?