What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do bees chew?
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