What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?