How do you measure a millennial?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?