Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
I broke my finger!
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
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