What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What is a table you can eat?

What animal loves Indian food?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?