Why was the bud so shy?
It just hadn't blossomed yet.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
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