Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

I broke my finger!

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?