What do trees wear to the lake?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Who invented fractions?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do you call a famous turtle?