Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What siblings are always sad?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?