What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do they call pastors in Germany?