What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
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