What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?