What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did electricity win the race?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
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