What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What do you call a short cow?