What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What's E.T. short for?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

How are mountains able to see?

Where do tough ducks come from?