What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which animals make the best football players?
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