What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What sound does a witch's car make?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
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