What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why was the cat so small?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?