What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

How do snowmen get information?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What do cats wear to work?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

I broke my finger!

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?